Chrissy is a sexy hostess - she's also does a killer Cabaret.
Early in the evening, and Melly and Niki already look tipsy; Frank is lurking.
Frank stops lurking and starts head crushing; Melly and Niki look nonplussed
Moira's umbrella matches her shirt (the pose is a direct result of "eating" gin & tonics for "dinner")
Simon and Chrissy look really happy about being crowned "King and Queen of the Grill"
Summertime, and the Niki is easy.
Is Chrissy looking at Edward? Or over the rainbow?
Frank demonstrates cause and effect. Right hand = cause. Face = effect.
Simon tries to sell Melly a blue sweater; Melly's not buying it.
Jesus, didn't we spend about a thousand manhours painting Chrissy's place teal? Why are all these walls white?!
Frank mistakes Moira's forearm for Cleio and attempts to pet it.
Niki and Cleio share a moment, while Moira does her best Melly impression.
Frank's top hat... is an homage to Alan Moore's 'Watchmen'?
The Little Booze Fountain That Couldn't (at first)
Cleio is the most loved cat ever. Happy new year, Cleio!
Kate's worst hygeine nightmares come to life.
Simon is a good sport. He will not be the last to wear the boa.
"There's no need for an intervention. I can stop using the peroxide any time."
Simon and Chrissy go together beautifully.
Maybe now is the time for the intervention?
Moira swears she doesn't have 'Staying Alive' on her Ipod, and yet...
Moira asks the Butler for another G&T. She is offered scotch instead. This is where the night gets fuzzy.
What's that? Melly should crawl under the table?
No idea what's happening here. Niki looks possessed.
Chrissy looks sassy.
Moira bites her lip thoughtfully.
Frank is dangerous. His shirt says so.
Frank is really worried that his is the only floating strawberry.
Someone got Frank-happy with the camera. Shot #1.
Frank Shot #2.
Frank Shot #3.
This photo of Edward looks like it belongs on currency.
Ah, Edward. Few men (except Simon, and okay, Frank) can be this comfortable in a wig and boa. Ladies, he does dishes, too!
Moira and Melly so cute.
Moira and Melly still so cute.
Moira promises Edward that he will NOT get puked on tonight.
Edward does not seem convinced by Moira's assurances.
Paul poses as a sold-out Vegas lounge act. Yay, Paul!