"Let me get my doily out for my microphone."
"I need another guy wire for this thing. Of course I'll be trapped like a bug in a spider web."
"You think we can snag an airplane?"
"Where did my doily go?"
"Yes, you've seen my picture at the post office."
"And you load the bazooka here."
"It could be worse. No - it can't get worse than this."
1.1 to 1 SWR on 10 meters. Joy.
The happy camper, Dave, who managed 1.1 to 1.
This is Claire, she was practically running her own net!