Remember where we parked!
The lighting in parking garage elevators leaves something to be desired...
First views of Chicago
Those snowflakes are huge!
It was really cold out that day
Jeff rolls his eyes: "Your sunglasses are not that cool."
Dang Chicago, even your small buildings are big
This car looks like it drove straight out of the ad
This is why we're here
That's so retro!
Waldo is around here somewhere...
I think I have a jacket from 1993 that matches this
They wanted an extra 10 dollars because the T-shirts were 3D, but I'm not buying it
Somebody's lookin' smug...
Yeah, it's a handle...to make taking the hat off easier
Now in Techinicolor!
So many choices...so little cash...
A TV with wood paneling?? I can't believe no one has ever thought of that before
You're perpetuating a negative stereotype!
Like many species of snakes, Ashley can smell the air with her tongue
The Burton store is known to be haunted by dopey-looking ghosts
This is just a big tease
Anna is the happiest-looking person in a picture - a rare occurence
Jeff got some snowboarding advice
Now Kirty can bring all those accessories boarding that she never could before, like...um, an easy-bake oven maybe?
Greyson trying to look innocent
SOMETHING AMAZING IS OVER THERE
I bet this is what Steven was looking at
I can't believe someone managed to write this before me
Unfortunately you have to break the glass first
Anna got an owl hat
Be alert, there are rich people about
Or is it pronounced Chicawgo?
If I had to guess what this store sold by the name, I would posit some kind of Willy Wonka-esque sporting good store
Jeff may or may not have stolen a lamp at the Burton store...
Another sweet ride (no not the cop car)
The sweetest ride of all
Eating at the Luxbar
The Luxbar, continued
No way! WAY!
That's not how you do smile!
This restaurant is powered by Helvetica
Lookin' a little glassy-eyed there, girls...
In Chicago, even the lightning bugs are fancy
Anna yawned and stretched inconspicuously before this picture, but no one bought it
Chilling outside the cupcake emporium
Oh, yeah, there was a gourmet cupcake place...
I probably should have mentioned that first because this is OBVIOUSLY the most important destination
That's better, Anna
I think Greyson's face is stuck like that
Trying to steal a road sign
Oh, also there was a parade
The Sears Tower, camouflaged
This parade better be awesome!
No matter how much I asked, they refused to sing Poker Face
WHOMMMM WHOMMMM KSSSHHHOOWW
This department store is boring, I'm bored!
There's some serious plotting going on here
Um, yeah there cars are sweet...
Do you think this would make a good service car?
I mean, look at all that legroom!
There appears to be a shifter missing here...
Looking at things you can never buy is a proud American pasttime
And that's the hybrid!
Anna is trying out to be a car model for Car & Driver: Winter Edition
The cars even get nice roomy elevators!
Did Chelsea slip a little something into her coffee?
A coffee tour, which seems to be as boring as it sounds
Ready for another long drive...
The Rainforest Cafe
I never even got to see the parade that ruined traffic
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot?
At the Croatian convention
Maybe she can learn some Croatian sign language
There is way too much curly hair in this picture
And English speaker and his translator
It's like it's another language or something
The St. Louis assembly hall is pretty nice
Jeff is hungry
Hair is back to acceptable levels
Also! There was totally a fountain!
And then we went to Applebee's. The end.