Dear gods, guy. Tone down the steroids.
Big shoulders, tiny head? No, big EVERYTHING, tiny head!
You're not serious.
Dragon Crown's 'Sorceress' archetype. I'm thinking more 'Combat Milkmaid', possibly with a side of 'Hat-wearing Trollop'.
Implausible is the only word--the only PRINTABLE word--that comes to mind.
Scenes from a hunt, episode 37: Sleeping Chihuahua in water.
Someone explain the snake.
Just lounging around on the sacrificial altar...
The Sex Henge!
Meditation in the Henge.
Contemplation in the grass.
Contemplation on the altar.
You look boiled.
The hell, Stiv. Seriously.
Wait, Sailor Moon is a default avatar? With pink hair?
Quote the Stiv: "This guy blows."
The fantasy male avatar with the flower gun.
Almost down the barrel of the flower gun.
Taking aim on Jesus.
And then, Stiv was gone.
TAKE THAT, JESUS!
Did it just get cold in here, or is it Stiv?
The Batman show-inspired "BatBoat" replacement prize on the Superheroes Hunt.
Screenshot caption of Damian's words.
The world's largest...carrot?
Yep. Someone made that as an avatar.
Thanks, Linden Labs! I'll friend them right away!
Showing the difference between levels of shine between shadows on, and shadows off.
Drongle McMahon's shiny/shadows comparison.
Porn star dancing?
My mother would have killed me and prepared a loving funeral in my honor for wearing pants that short. EVER, especially at three.
This is just so damned disturbing.
Demonstrating the gymnast deep-throat technique.
I'm thinking of Sir Mix-a-Lot here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImZTwYwCug
"I mean, her butt, it's just so BIG..."
"You other brothers can't deny..."
Maybe she's actually three in cat years? That would explain the hot pants and the halter top...
Apparently "doctor" and "demon" go together. Who knew?
You take that cigarette out of your mouth this INSTANT, young lady! And take that car off your head!
How is that even possible to DO with female genitalia??
The censored version of Miss Dresses Inappropriately (front view).
The censored version of Miss Dresses Inappropriately (looking up from ground).
A capture of Miss SXXXXX BXXXXXXX's profile on Blogger.
Creepy melded Meeroos at Voltai: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Brasil%20Norte/173/97/21
View from the top: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Brasil%20Norte/173/97/21
Does this Meeroo even HAVE eyes?!? http://slurl.com/secondlife/Brasil%20Norte/173/97/21
It's either a centaurich, or an ostaur. Which sounds better?
The giant Denden hammer for killing things. Zombies are suggested.
Blood Ink's lovely racist take on what's appropriate to wear: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/81563
Because seriously, doesn't every male avatar say hi with a pizza box and a Chippendale's thong?
Griefing objects in Glidden.
Shouldn't have clicked that thing, check.
Spinning over Glidden.
Wau, that's a lot of griefing objects.
The "Crack Me" group gift offered today at Vita's Boudoir: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Boudoir/162/132/997
This one even SAYS "pin-up" on it! What the hell??
Oh dear gods. This is NOT. KAWAII.
Boobies! But why?
I don't think you can pull off "slinky" and "precious so KYUUUUUTE" at the same t ime.
Who let the crack whore out?
No. Just no. Go away, Chloe.
You're friggin' kidding me.
Pornstar stilettos, check. Where's the kawaii element?
Trashy skirts and razor collers? Is kawaii...how, exactly?
What the hell is this I don't even.
Poses for the pros on the grid?
Bruises are not kawaii.
Oh dear gods, that DOES say what I think it does.
This is perfect.
This is an incredibly bad piercing.
WTF do nipples sewn over have to do with kawaii ANYTHING? EVER?
Sassy? Not that sassy, no.
Sweet little sleep set. Now THIS is kawaii.
For more info: http://chipandironicus.com/games/nmh2/30.html
Messed up listings at Quirky Designs, exhibit B: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/43647
Messed up listings at Quirky Designs, exhibit A: https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/43647
Strange happenings on the grid.
Wait...what happened to my boots?
No, seriously, what IS that??
My gods, are they going to STAY that way??
The posture collar is blinking! Hide the children!
It's blinking! The horror!
Protesting at Weather! or Not?: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hobbs%20End/10/198/38
Seen at American Bazaar: http://slurl.com/secondlife/AMERICAN%20BAZAAR/139/151/24
Great, now the JIRA's bugged: https://jira.secondlife.com/browse/WEB-4587
Close look at the bug: https://jira.secondlife.com/browse/WEB-4587
The Marketplace JIRA description, which *again* has been changed: https://jira.secondlife.com/browse/WEB-4587?
Screen cap from a search done July 6, 2012.
One of the corrupted listings on the Marketplace from July 6, 2012.
Just hanging out in the skybox, wearing my face. No big deal.
What new fresh hell is this, then?
Where'd I go?? Damn it, SL, bring me back!
Great. Now I'm the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Well...hell. I give up.
Oh look! My skin fell off again!
Or at least parts of it. What is CAUSING this retexturing bug??
Seen trying on hair in Nikita Fride's booth at Hair Fair 2012.
Seen in Rosy Mood's booth at Hair Fair 2012.
I believe the question he asked me was, and I quote, "WUT".
Shopping naked? She seemed fine with that.
Here we go again.
The initial Wartune ad: http://wartune.r2games.com/
Carnival death at Arkhamville: http://secondlife.com/destination/arkhamville
Pretty little genderplay outfit at Sakide: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Dark%20Tranquility/92/125/25
Neko toddler on the Doomed ship. The hell.
Why turning on transparency is sometimes mentally scarring.
Why were you HERE??
Who goes shopping naked??
I don't even.
I can't even describe this outfit adequately.
Now there's two of them.
And now three.
Oh, whee, she got a...thing.
Obviously, it wasn't taste she won.
And then, Bridezilla arrived.
Bridezilla part II.
Bridezilla, part III.
Okay, now that's odd.
Wee squirrel-rider at Vendom.
So twee I just may expire in a burst of glitter.
Oh look! More of the booty brigade!
Shoggoth on the roof!
The tentacle tree.
Griefing attack at Builders' Brewery: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Builders%20Brewery/23/227/23
Feral Life! AKA, "Yay! The bear's going to kill THAT person! We're SAVED!"
Upon entering Kirsten's Viewer, the notation that my outfit didn't exist.
The 'Authors & credits' tab on 'Blackbird'.
Copyrights and licenses on Kirsten's viewer.
Henri Beauchamp's 'I made this' note.
CoolVL's 'Authors & Credits' tab.
CoolVL's 'Licenses & Copyrights' tab.
Why am I green?
Seen at Hair Fair 2014. The hell.
Why do I own so many poses that jam my hand into my brain?
One of these things is not like the other.
Seen at Lucky Cat Games: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Regulus/4/128/1002. No comment.
Is Bob Marley laughing at her?
I guess the seams match, at least.
I think the vendors are judging her.
What is holding those items on her thigh??
Oh, so she's just pierced to hold keys. Uh....okay.
Yep. Perfect PG outfit, yep.
The puffy face of fear from OhMai.
The ultimate blank profile page.
"Latex" children's outfit from Super Mesh Brothers. Dear fricking gods. https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/133586
The SMB mesh body from Super Mesh Brothers. https://marketplace.secondlife.com/stores/133586