God, I love running.
Christine somehow went to Narnia and had an encounter with Aslan. Having restored Prince Caspian to his rightful throne, she returned to finish the run with us. Well done, daughter of Eve.
Bill Howard just before his body was riddled with all manner of arrows, including bodkin pointed, flu-flu fletched, carbon-fibered reinforced plastic-shafted projectiles. A real pity they were poisoned.
A simulated finish line which unfortunately garroted several runners. One of them was immortal and I gained his powers via the quickening, but the downside to immortality is that now I cannot have children. Wait a minute...SCORE!!!
Since this was an official and 100% real and genuine race, both Amy and I have gained a first place finish, and in three ways. I will add this to my other first place finish and they will make a jumbled pile on my floor. Messy, yes, but I just cannot summon the energy to clean them up.