Anything for my diva princess. Cute smile of satisfaction right after she blew the engine in her friend's car
Still shot of a selfie- video she took after getting her hair done. She is smiling and red line revving her car's engine.
Sexy smile and wearing a shirt with her favorite saying "Is that all you got?" while she in redlining her car's engine in Park
Cute, innocent smile, hiding a laugh in the car repair shop. She nearly blew the engine on her brand new car. She did cause a lot of damage to it by "forgetting" to shift out of second gear on her auto shifter and driving it that way for about an hour straight. She didn't let up in it until it started smoking and losing power. The guy just told her the engine needs several days worth of work. She said "Oooops"
This is a '94 Honda Civic we got dirt cheap for a beater car. Jess wanted an old engine she could have fun with and beat as hard as she wanted. It had 210,000 miles on it and barely ran. It was a 5- speed manual, but I don't think it ever made it past second gear! She literally revved and hammered this engine to death. On this day she relentlessly revved and mercilessly beat the engine so brutally hard and so long that I felt really sorry for it. But of course, she didn't whatsoever. She had fun redlining it for miles and miles over and over again until it was cherry red hot and smoking. Even then she kept whipping it until it blew. In this pic she is laughing and making fun of it and taking pictures of it.
Driving a loaner car from Chicago and pegging the rev limiter for miles. She said "I beat it so hard, I made it cry oil!". There was oil dripping under it onto the pavement.
A day later in Florida, she wanted to do some shopping an hour from the resort. We just got gas and are now waiting on the kids in the bathroom/ store. It is 102F out She starts mercilessly hammering and revving the engine over 4000- 5000 RPMs for about 15 minutes non stop in order to "keep the AC cold" for her. In this pic, she is relaxing and checking Facebook, while the poor hot, worn out engine is revving its guts out and pegs the rev limiter. She looks at me with this hot, cruel smile and laughs, and holds it there
Jess came to check out the poor whipped Burb engine the day after returning from Florida. She can't help but smile at it, knowing how hard she abused the tired old thing. She said "it is so much fun beating the balls off this old piece of shit. I love wearing it out."
She is laughing at it and says "this old POS is just getting broken in. We are going to get another 200,000 miles out of it. I'm not stopping until it is so worn out that it won't be able to pull me down the road, then I am going to rev it until it pukes"!
I was working on the Burb. Jess came out and hopped in and started it. She revved it and pegged the rev limiter for 30 seconds straight. Then she got out and smiled and laughed at the worn out engine. She said "take that! Gotta show it who the boss is".
She then talked about how she can't wait to go to Florida in the Burb and how she can't wait to "beat the balls off of it" on the way there and back.
Smiling at the worn out engine after she beat the crap out of it
"I love beating the balls off this thing"
Laughing at the poor old engine
Hot and fun vs tired and worn out
Watching the kids while checking out the worn out Burb's engine
Beauty vs Beast
Flexing her muscle and laughing about beating the poor worn out engine hard
She said "I think by now it should know I am the queen"
Beauty vs the beast
Flexing her muscle moments after blowing her car's engine.