Park in the back and you'll see the world's only cement animal petting farm.
Right next to that you'll the the world's only cement wild animal rehab center.
Bambi has lost an antler and part of his cement skull.
Mr. Cement Moose is also missing an antler and some other parts. But he doesn't seem to mind as he's well cared for and fed.
Here's what you'll see. I stood on the highway to get this shot. Not a lot of traffic that day.
This pirate hasn't been painted since 1962.
Drive slowly and this is what you'll see.
Sheri poses as a pirate maiden.
People stared at us doing this. That bothered me because you're supposed to stick your head in the hole and take a picture. But Minnesotans are shy people. We may have been the first ones to ever do this.
All the online info you'll need. Treasure City is now high tech.
Now I'm really in the middle of the road.
The only African-American lawn ornament in the whole place and where do they put him?
See the fine artistry of the cement painters. Notice their affordable prices.
Real pirate treasure covered by real plexi glass.
Here's the man-eating clam we all had nightmares about. Don't get too close, Sheri. He might not be dead!
Something for everyone, unless your already a hoarder.
A feast for the eyes.
From the 70's. The dust is free. But they'll keep the price tag in case someone buys this one and they need to order another.
Them's is real alligator heads thar!
Sheri can't enough Treasure City goodness. Go crazy pirate girl!
A model of an Indian squaw sleeping on a loom. She was up all night weaving for the tourists.
Up all night and all she wove was this tiny blanket.
These wouldn't go over well where I live. That why we buy them here!
I dreamed of this stuff as a kid. I still do. Sorry it's blurry. It was really dark in there.
Look Florence, were on the TV!
Notice the items and the prices. Can't get these kind of jewels or empty bags anywhere else.
Ever wish you had an endangered baby great white shark marinating in formaldehyde? I'm sure you can find some white rhino horn or some elephant ivory, too.
These are lawn sprinklers. Water comes out of their butts and sprays all over your lawn.
I'm a lot less fat now. I've lost 38 lbs since this was taken and 4 inches off my waist. I'm on a diet called, "Poop yourself thin." Just add a little baby shark to your diet and you'll be amazed at what you pass.
I'm 6 foot tall and I could barely reach my head into this thing.
