Dave (crazy from 3,495 miles of driving) and Julia with 20 foot tall Ballwinkle bouncy thing
Julia and the REAL Ballwinkle
Ballwinkle and Dave
Buddy the Bee jacks Julia for her Cardinals hat after Dave told him that the Mets were pond scum
Buddy stomps on the Cardinals hat
Dave gets his photo with Buddy and then stomps a mudhole in his arse a la Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Scoreboard at NYSEG Stadium
The Mets warm up
The catcher...
and pitcher have a pre-game catch.
View from the seats. Since it rained all day, we didn't think this game was happening.
I would love, love, love to hear Simon Cowell critique this barbershop quartet. It was God-awful. So much so, that I took it as a sign of the apocalypse.
But it did. The first pitch.
Bat...meet ball.
Isn't this tool a bit too old for Elmo pants? I took the photo and then slapped him across the face...twice.
Harley man of awesomeness
SANTA! (He's bulking up for his December flight)
MRS. CLAUS!
Harley Man #2/Willie Nelson prior to the haircut. After I snapped this one, I bummed a cigarette and we swapped hog stories.
A-Rod on a rehad assignment
Cammo. Is there nothing it can't do?
A real life bump-it in use in Binghamton
This guy is four months pregnant with twins.
I hate Justin Beiber because of this kid's hair. And after this photo, he ate until the last out. He had at least two of everything in the concession stand.
Ummm...enough said.
A meeting of the minds. And to think I was lucky enough to witness it.
Mullet mania!
I was trying to get a shot of this cop's tat when he busted me. He has no expectation of privacy in the stadium, so he can't do jack, unless, of course, I look like a suspicious terrorist type guy.
I love the chicken spiedie more than life itself.
The chicken spiedie. The actual sandwich is much tastier than the costume appears. I would NOT eat this spiedie.
No bump-it in use here. That nest is au natural. I believe it is a vampire bat nest. Beware.
Another view of the bump-it girl.
This cop was very creepy looking...
And he's 6 foot 9 and packing. I'm scared.
With that hideous do, what on earth does this kid have to be happy about?
This guy gave me the "I'll kick your arse" look. Then I clubbed him like a baby seal.
Second sign of the apocalypse.
Then I saw this dragon coming out of this guy's back in front of me and I knew it was rapture!
Then the sky ripped open. Just after I took this, four horsemen appeared. Those photos didn't turn out.
Just before I took this one, Jesus was sitting on a golden throne atop that cloud. He disappeared as I clicked. Rats...thwarted again.
Then people started putting buckets on their heads - a true sign that the day of reckoning was at hand.
Finally, the sky turned into flames and the entire town was swallowed by the hellfires of Gehenna. I was the only survivor. Send help.
