Here lies Lucy, Aged 13 and very much alive and kicking despite the imagery derived from the beginning of this sentence. She's looking very good for her age. She's looked after by parishioner Jane Lewis' two granddaughters Mollie and Daisy McGill.
And here is the news....
Yeah, like, I go surfing like, every day. It's, like, way bodacious!!!
Yeah, yeah, do a magic trick! Oh, I know that penny didn't come out of your ear.
See, dogs can look up.
A-tennn-hut!!!
Benny Bungles is doing his Wizzies. There is no sinister or crude meaning behind this remark. It merely states my dog is holding his toy up and down in his mouth.
They're no use to me. They don't fit.
You should see him when he wakes up and he forgets to put his tongue back in his mouth. It's really funny, honest.
I did not put that bone there.
Minnie - The Radioactive Cat.
This cute little blighter is called Misty. A shih-t-zu owned by Jane Lewis who frequents the Holy Family church.
