ohhh look at me, I take artistic pictures.
requisite tourist shot.
I'm soo cool it hurts
Approaching absolute zero
Mark lets Westminster Abbey know who's the boss. Then we went in and treated everyone to a live reading of select scenes from The DaVinci Code with pantomime from Ashley and myself.
Horse racing, heavy drinking, and a terrible exchange rate to the queen's pound led to drunkenness and an unscheduled trip to debtors prison.
Poor Ashley. This was about the only time she wasn't sick that morning.... sitting in the RyanAir airport for 8 hours.
8 hours in a crappy airport, shit-tay.
The Danube, looking at Buda. It's not really blue.
Buda left, Pest right.
Sorry, I had to post this.
Pest
I had a french fry stuck in my ear.
Rocket Scientist Mark Thomas with a Bacardi Breezer, trying to get in touch with the local culture.
I got straight Soviet!
This is just about as cool as it gets.
I was wearing a fanny pack, eating mcdonalds and screaming speak english! when I took this picture.
Gorilla pod
Can you taste the awesome?
I hear they're putting these in all over New York, you know just as a reminder.
Prague caste in the background.
Yes that is a french fry vending machine. Yes it is real. And yes I vomited as soon as I saw it.
Holler!
The legendary Haxe at Waldschossen Brewery in Dresden.
Borat impressions were unavoidable at this point.
I AM A FUCKING ARTIST
me about to enjoy my awesome awesome awesome Babos Durham
Yes! That is the most delicious Kebab in all the world, THE GLORIOUS BABOBS DURHAM! (mit kase)