"Ummm, I thought the title of the album was "cute babies, bloody toes, and me." Doesn't this fall under the "me" part of that title?? That comment doesn't even make sense. Confirm what??? That's just weird."

"for the first time ever, tiff actually considers infidelity."

"is that beetlejuice or the reanimated corpse of rodney dangerfield?"

"thats right kids. rock a p-dubs tee, get eaten by a shark. i like the lack of real concern you're expressing here, morgan. you seem more surprised than anything else."