Ian Talbot and Joe Newton: Base Referees for Hellstorm™
Herman Weirt of the German Forces
Al Downs: SOVA Captain and all around swell dood!
Don Hager; Twister on the forums. Also goes by "The Man."
Autumn Noel. SnakShak cashier and Tip Generator.
William Bowles (head Referee) and Dustin Hayes (Park Manager)
"And then, I saw him fall face-first like this..."
William Bowles, SplatBrothers® Head Referee
Jack Berberette, won Most Valuable Referee, from BOTH Generals!
Malcolm (Pub Crawling) and Lady Nyxx (House Solstice)
Samantha Bowles, reigning Queen of SplatBrothers® SnakShak
George Bellamy and Jack Berberette, greeting guests and handing out camping maps.
"Watch me draw in the air with my finger. Aaaaaaaaaaa"
We STILL can't figure out how they fit the entire team in those little containers!
Miss Tina and MoonShine of S&M/Death Dealers
BooYaah. or BOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAH
House band, Assault and Battery set up the grill.
Ultimate Referee Coyote and A&B team member Stiff. (Stiff is about 24 hours from getting married in this pic.)
Don and Carl discuss the finer points of white pieces of paper.
Pre-registration check in.
Baby Steak. The gang sign he is flashing stands for "Cook me medium rare."
American General Nyxx is always dressed for the occasion.
Nyxx, Trapper Davis, and Eldon of Tyrell Corporation talk about the finer points of wearing clothing from the warm side of the color spectrum.
"And the barrel sticks out thiiiiiiis far."
E Dog, Coyote, and Stiff
"Do I smell chocolate pudding???"
Chocolate pudding anyone?
The Relics of Operation Overlord. (Or, the heaviest props ever forced on players. More on this later.)
Sushine of team VA Havoc. (Do you even havta ask?)
"So, it was stuck on my finger..."
"And when I did this, it ended up in her soup..."
Carl Cenezinicski (sp??????) aka Professor Schwein and Traffic aka Herman Weirt
Coyote and Jimmy Cofer
Duel Club™ Rules are explained.
"Wow, you're right honey. I DO look like Indian Jones in that picture!"
Duel Club™ begins.
1 Shot from each player.
2 men enter, MAYBE 1 man leaves.
If you're hit, you're out.
"Ok, I don't want to see anymore empty cookie boxes. Only FULL ones from now on, got it?"
The contest continues as long as there are survivors.
"Did you say there is pudding back here?"
Coyote, Ultimate Referee
Ready, Aim, remember not to move your feet....
"Does the definition of not moving my feet include shaking and quaking?"
I hope so!
Daniel Brown and Abby. What's the deal with the white sunglasses?
John Stadler and Kris Jacobson greeting guests as they arrive at the SplatBrothers® park.
Duel Club™ winner, Ron (Nyxx's son!)
SplatZilla™ approves.
The Official Trapper Davis 25th Paintball Anniversary Players' Party rolls on, with the guest of honor and his bride arriving.
Abby and Daniel Effinger looking forward to BBQ.
Reverend Greg Studley of A&B gets all giddy over his new gun purchase!
Chops, of TSSOC. "Did you REALLY just try to sneak some of my BBQ?!?"
"Did you try the Empire™ dog collar and lease set yet ma'am?"
"Yeah, I know you're all gonna roast me tonight. But tomorrow it's MY turn!"
John davis, Trapper's brother, begins the roast with stories from childhood. Horror stories.
Dyslexic Pirates are on hand to add to the levity of the roast.
Jim Byrd makes special arrangements to be present for the roast.
Trapper and Anna enjoy the kind heart-ed ribbing.
Mr. Gadget tells the assembled crowd some nursing home stories about Trapper.
Assault & Battery captain, Mike Lowder, practices talking with his eyes closed.
A&B presents Trapper with a working F1 Illustrator as a gift of the occasion. Get it?... F1 is an old gun, Trapper is an old player....
Come here ya big lug!
No-Neck asks Trapper to autograph his copy of Splat™ Magazine featuring an article on Trapper Davis.
"You're my hero!"
A cake celebrating the momentous achievment (baked by Samantha Bowles.)
Wally Adcox and Nyxx prepare for war. Or, long rides on the beach....not sure which.
American Archeologist Stephen Zaucha aka Walter Taylor.
Winter, of House Solstice, and gun tech extraordinaire!
Jason and Don, together at last. (SplatZilla™ approves.)
Frank and Adrian, of the Dance Space, provide pre-game entertainment.
World War II music and Swing dancing added to the excitement.
Professional Lindy dancers, Frank and Adrian actually threw dirt on the newly constructed dance floor before beginning.
They made it look so easy!
Mike and Don from VA Havoc.
The American General and XO putting on Red arm band tape.
The entertainment drew hundreds of players to the staging area for the safety briefing.
It ain't called Swing for nothing.
"Anyone seen my shovel?"
"Hey, get me another Diet Pepsi™." "And don't forget my coffee!"
Pub Crawling attempts to Swing dance to get into the mood.
'A' for effort, but um... the judges are not sure about execution.
SplatBrothers® BREAKOUTS™ certified Referee Team members, John Campo, John Stadler, and Kyle Hayes.
HELLSTORM™ Role Players take the stage.
MJ of Pub crawling, leading the Germans in a song about a barley beverage with hops involved???
German and American Commanders shake hands.
Nyxx of House Solstice tells her American troops to put soap suds into the German steins.
SOVA; 'representin'
Rue Shuemate of A&B. No-neck mans the insertion Hot Box.
"You look like you want your card punched."
BooYah of S&M/Death Dealers tapes American players.
TSSOC at the American Base
"Goggle cleaner over here please."
"Yeah, I need that goggle cleaner over here too."
"Hey look at the size of this TREE!"
"Ok, shoot it right over my shoulder. Yeah. Fire it right next to my ear. That's it."
"Dood, we can live behind this tree forever!"
"Behind it? Heck man, we can get INSIDE it!"
