Lori (L) and Em (R) at the mics for The R.O.N. Show Chicago.
Lori (L) is holding her headphones upside down to make sure her hair is not ruined by her appearance on The R.O.N. Show. Em (R) followed suit.
Lori during the Condors-Razorclaws.
Lori needs to lay off the Doritos. NOT!
Lori does her trademark "Zoolander" look.
Em breaks through the shadows.
Em offering her blue-light special.
Em with more blue lights. The Commish (bottom left corner) takes note.
Em surverys the crowd and thinks, "I can choke out every single one of those chumps."
Em reflects on her appearance with Joe & Ted on The R.O.N. Show.
"I am looking for the swimming pool. Is there a swimming pool in here somewhere? Yes, I always swim with these gloves on, and this sign is my paddleboard."
Em is so hot that camera lenses tend to melt at close range.
Em: One Shady Character.
Em reaches for the stars, but there already is one stuck to her bellybutton.
The fighters are in the ring - and nobody cares!
Em, do you ever take a bad picture?
Satire: "Hey, who let the dog out of the kennel?!"
One pic with bad exposure is added to try and make Em look bad. Another futile attempt.
Most guys cannot stand the All-American-girl look.
Em looks ahead to superstardom. It appears to be right around the corner, thanks mainly to Joe & Ted (mostly Joe).
Save this one in Photoshop and try to mess up Lori.
The blue lights are from the UFO that dropped Lori here. She clearly is not of this earth.
Lori or Rosie O'Donnell? It's a tough call.
Lori: "Hey Em, I loved being on The R.O.N. Show." Em: "THAT SECURITY GUARD IS HOT!!!"
Lori: "I'll tell ya, Em, that guy Joe from The R.O.N. Show is really 'The Man'." Em: "Uhhhhh, false. 'The Man' is standing about a foot to your right, sista!"
The event is over, and it's already a blur.
(L-to-R) Joe, Lori, Ted and Em pose for a pic during the Chicago IFL event, after The R.O.N. Show. Next time, Joe gets to stand where Ted is.
