Night One: The Twist & Shout Piano Bar
And because alcohol makes us think we are VERY funny...
...we decided it would be a good idea to take pictures of everyone's boobs. Here are Mere's.
Brandi's.
And finally, Kel's.
This Louisiana girl was VERY unhappy...
...about the number of times they played the Auburn fight song.
"Straight to the moon, Alice!" I was illustrating to Ellie that, since eating my toothbrush on a trip to Nashville, she is outside the Circle of Trust.
Then I thought to myself, "Hey! Why don't I try on Mere's old color guard uniform?!"
JAZZ HANDS
The next night, I gave Oh Mere of Mine a "Kelicure." Truly, I have missed my calling in life.
The old homestead.
The other old homestead. This one's in the ghetto, though.
Yes. Guess how THIS happened to Hef.
THIS is how that happened.