"Which Malibu? Check the water bottles first....and stay away from the eggs already...."

"I'm down on one knee and I can't get up..."

"No he did good, didn't hit the target very much but shot the gun a lot... had a great time.... We had a bet that the worse shot had to pick up all the casings... Sure took him a long time."

"I wish I could find a man to HURT ME."

"multiplying bottles! Every drunk's wet dream"