Friday, we were all to gather in the "Blue Chip" room at 7:30. We were supposed to have a meeting that may or may not have anything to do with a tiny inflatable sex doll, but I took a picture anyway.
At this point, I don't know any of these people, and decided to veg out in the corner while I de-tox from the 19 hours of roadtrip-itis.
The beer was brought out, and the drinking began. It was about... 7:40 at this point.
Due to Ohio law, Asians weren't allowed in the meeting room until 8:30. Ron, being Filipino, was allowed in 15 minutes earlier.
Nametags and Budweiser Select™ (also puppet).
Ron Workman (not pictured).
Pangloss doesn't understand how to be candid.
There we go.
This is *not* CheeBurga, but instead a real woman.
Since Phist and I are both Asian, we spent the majority of the meeting speaking via telepathy. Dude knows some SAUCY jokes, let me tell you.
Birthday Boy, harassing some beer.
Tazar holding up the best birthday gift ever.
This is the scariest picture I've ever seen.
Smoke break + Fatal Fury hat = Happy Tazar
CoonSkin fucking loves Miller Light.
Droobies in full effect. Love this dude.
AngelsDontBurn is scared to hell of cameras.
RiserGlen, in the blue hoodie, showed up hung over. The dude is manly.
My trip through Terabithia was uneventful.
Chairs™.
Tables.
Still having a goddamn party, though!
I run fucking fast I had no idea.
Smoke breaks and handshakes.
Asian Joe + Non-Asian Joe
Riser dips into his 16th beer (it's about 9pm now).
Asian Joe is a drama queen (and I love him).
Rio is adorable.
Rio and I HAD to take a picture. Prophecy and all that.
Another smoke break. No idea what Coon is doing.
Since he drank all the [fucking] beer, Riser stood outside for the next two hours and used his heat vision to blow up cars on the highway. Bale would be proud.
Pedro was not impressed by my shitty camera.
Don't let anyone know this, but Puppet is actually a really nice guy.
Dual MySpace Emo Photo (patent pending).
Mingle mingle.
AngelsDontBurn threatened us all [several times] with this "button" that supposedly would "kill us all" or something. Whatever!
Droobie's girl was totally kick ass. She totally talked AngelsDontBurn out of killing us all.
Roadtrip buddies are the best buddies.
It's just a camera! Calm down dude!
self explanatory
Coon, licking my ear.
Puppet, grabbing Riser's naughty bits, while Phist laughs at some political joke Keener told him.
You are looking at one of the nicest people in the world right here. I think he's Asian though.
Pizza showed up, btw. We went through 60 large pizzas in ~8 minutes.
mid3vol didn't want to have anything to do with Cougars.
Drama. Queen.
This just in: Orcist is rad.
Tazar doing sexy face made me make a toilet.
Keener, another fucking awesome dude.
Still beer-less, BigPopaGamer and I had to go buy something alcoholic so Riser would stop killing random people on the highway.
Riser can't stand mexicans, or mexican beer, so I figured I would have something to drink by myself.
Popa got whatever he could to satiate Riser's anger.
Coon's portion.
OMG GuitarAtomik is badass.
Tazar shows me his birthday swag, including...
... the aforementioned best.gift.ever.
Then we had a photography duel, which I let him win (for his birthday).
more smoking.
I think this summarizes the entire event.
mid3vol!
Prophecy must be obeyed!
CheeBurga with those wetnaps he brings everywhere! Man he loves wetnaps!
Pangloss is a nice dude, really.
It's hard starting trends, bro. I swear it will catch on.
By this point, I think everyone was sick of my camera.
smoke breaks = destructoid.
Phist, in full effect.
We thought the night would go on forever, until Riser came out to tell us to go to sleep. We complied, of course.
The next morning, Blehman and I tried to figure out some more get rich quick schemes.
We decided to go get Waffle House instead.
FYI: Hoygeit is the nicest person on the planet.
Pangloss is just ok.
I'm just awesome.
Waiting for BigPopa and Coon.
Oh shit there's coon.
Peace fingers!
Hoygeit and Blehman love racial insensitivity.
Pangloss is just always a happy dude.
Nothing says Amateur Photography like keys, coffee and a check.
After food, it was liquor time... but first Popa had to molest this poor old man who was turned into bronze by passing Gypsies.
On location.
Pretty skies.
AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY
Hoygeit HAD to climb up here.
Seriously.
Orcist is scared to simply walk into Mordor.
Even when carrying expensive electronics, coon can't help but be sexy for the camera.
Two of the nicest people on the planet.
Smoke breaks.
cont.
I love this fucking shirt.
Dammit coon.
Burling is speaking, shhhh
HEY GUISE LOL
Amateur!
The boys.
Trouble.
Really, we were all waiting for Riser to show up and tell us what we should be doing next.
Ron was showing Burling his rad bandaid pinky ring he made for himself.
Burling wasn't amused, and decided to break his fingers.
Ron screamed and cried for hours (not pictured)
The paramedics were called pretty quickly.
Burling got up on the roof and started throwing bricks at the cars and EMS workers in the parking lot.
When the snipers arrived, Burling had already jumped to his death in a fit of passion.
Hoygeit pointing out how the GTA IV banner could have been made without so much suck all over it.
"OH HEY GUYS HER HAIR IS TOO BIG IMA USE ERASER TOOL IN PHOTOSHOP"
whatever.
"Let's take some footage of everyone singing Amazing Grace. It was Burling's favorite song, God rest his soul."
Me standing next to MaxVest (I was so nervous omg)
Infamous.
We went back to the hotel to "pre-game" it, and Coon drank half a bottle of Southern Comfort (literally). This is him trying to take a picture of what he thought to be the cast of Friends.
"hic, CHANDLER, SITh CLOSER TO MONICA AND RACHELLE hic"
Angels telling coon about the 1st amendment.
Me telling Angels that the first amendment has nothing to do with doing blow on a hooker's neck.
Lark tried to bend a singularity. It was scary.
Puppet loves that camera so much we didn't tell him that there wasn't any film in it.
Angels, Tazar, Chee, Droobies [doing something unrelated to his picture] while Amber goes off to find something not boring to do.
Oh shit, Riser is here and he is fucking pissed.
Hoygeit and I ran into a grocery store to find more deer blood and alcohol to stay Riser's anger.
ZServ got ball tapped...
and pissed himself. Seriously.
GuitarAtomik put on a damn fine show.
CosbyTron rules too, TBH
As the lights fell, things picked up, etc.
Quisling is actually really good at candid.
Fucking Andy owes me a photoshop.
Hoygeit and Lark holding down the Rock Band table until it was put together.
Riser was pleased to see the turn out.
Couldn't have done it without you, oh great Robot.
Riser gave the go ahead for the Rock Band equipment to be set up.
And there was Rock Band.
MaxVest, ruling some drums
Seriously, look how good he is at Rock Band drums.
His girlfriend was pleased.
I think this is a pretty typical photograph from anything Dtoid related.
I think this is right before Ron smashed Hoygeit's nuts in.
Droobies' infamous balls.
Hoygeit and I, hiding in my car.
At the end of the night, Coon was willing to believe than ANYONE was from the critically acclaimed television show Friends™.
He mistook Ron's cock for Joey several times.
Oh coon, you so crazy!™
I really love these 'inbetween a staged homoerotic picture' pictures. Way funnier.
self explanatory.
Suffocat was crazy drunk (no).
Cigars, beer, broken fingers and blehman.
These are all Detoiders, btw.
See? When it's not homoerotic, it's sincere, which is even gayer. Winner.
Less than half the CBM, and still a force to be reckoned with.
I really don't remember who was grabbing my tit here.
The next morning, there were very few of us left.
I asked Riser what happened to 70% of the people attending, but he just laughed and said, "MOU YADA!"
Lark doesn't speak Japanese either.
Ron woke up thinking he was in Florida.
Keener was so nice he tried to give me a CD and money from his wallet. Fucking Christ, what a nice guy.
