Mallorca here we come because my friend's friend's yacht is at my disposal. Alas someone has stolen the outboard motor so we spend our weekend in the captain's flat but the captain has been called away so the guy running my friend's bar steps in to be our host or butler as Matt liked to call him. Thing is with Ewa and I on holiday it will be us providing the entertainment for sure!
Our wonderful butler/chaffeur/guide Paul
Around the lovely peaceful town of Porto Colom where we stayed
In the flat
View from the flat
On the terrace
The beach
The harbour which is as close as we got to the yacht but still managed to have lots of fun despite Ewa's snoring.
Formentor
Soller
It would have been rude not to join Paul in a smoke and as I had just survived a heart op I decided I should live a little now I didn't have to worry about every getting palpitations again.
Out of her mind and out of her chair
At this point I was saying to Ewa "Try some wacky backy. It won't hurt you. Look at me - I'm fine!"
Karaoke finals
Who says I can't amuse myself
Air guitar finalists.
Yes on the raz again
