The ingredients.
One burger patty caressed into shape.
Most of the salad - tomatoes, onion, and gherkins. The lettuce was used but wasn't in this shot.
Both burger patties assembled and ready to cook. I used a lot of tin foil to create mock cooking dishes as we didn't have anything big enough to handle them.
Look at all the fat. I had to pour off about a cup of fat from each burger patty halfway through cooking.
One shrunken burger patty next to a pizza.
The first assembling step - bacon.
Second step - mozzarella.
Third step - put one burger patty on the other with the bacon and cheese.
Third and a half step - try not to vomit at this closeup.
Fourth step - BBQ sauce on bottom pizza.
Fifth step - place burger patties gently onto bottom pizza. Note: I'm using 2 egg flips for this task.
Sixth step - salad: gherkins.
Sixth step continued - onion slices.
Seventh step - hot sauce.
Back to sixth step - lettuce on top.
Eighth step - Put the lid on.
The assembled burger. I was expecting the burger patties to shrink, but they did exceed my expectations.
The initial slice to show off the mozzarella.
The first piece taken out (mine).
The sliced pizza before the vultures got at it.
Suffering a minor heart attack as I take my first bite.