...which sort of loses its appeal if you get a room on the first floor.
Yummy! No, it's not really carp in the okonomiyaki (which is delicious, by the way). This is actually a restaurant promo for the local baseball team, the Hiroshima Carp.
Hitachi needs an object for their slogan. Bonus: a department store named "Asse" (it was like an Elder-Beerman or Dillard's).
Because when I buy a used car, the first thing I think of is "goo".
"Sparkling Hop" is Engrish for "malt liquor". Not sure if they're yelling at Italians to get their attention or what, though.
Not only wordy, but they misspelled "sip" at the end.
"You're welcome!" Actually, it's a railway line in Kyoto, but my interpretation's funnier.
"OhMyReade" brand "tissues paper"