I started the day by sending an email to Mike and Erin
Yeah, they're that good.
Amy is a perpetual flirt, but they do get really good discounts on office supplies.
"Families don't shake hands. Families' gotta hug." Tommy Boy
Oh look! It's a quarter to Kim on the America's Next Top Model clock
A little gift they had waiting for me
I knew this was a place I was going to like
Bagels every Friday but I can only eat a little.
How do you think I keep these abs of steel? It ain't from crunching bagels.
More food
This is Kristine, the HR guru
These are her Kids. I taught them to play Texas Hold 'em. It's important to have a marketable non-violent skill these days, I'm told
Rick is a Jack Bauer believer. We bonded instantly.
Can you believe how much brain is stuffed into this head? It's pushed all the hair out
I had to subdue Charlie's armadillo.
No, Jonathan, I don't care what you say. This does not make my butt look big.
Thumbs up from Mike, a fellow hard body
It's a skull. I just felt like sitting on it. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Andy, Andy, Andy. You are making this much,much harder than it really is.
They don't know it, but I've been secretly hired to hold them hostage until the site launches.
Some of the stars of the Transformer movie stopped by for autographs and pics. I'm always there for my fans. Being a super star and role model is a huge responsibility.
Peter, you missed a <> 38 characters in on the 15th line. See, right there?
Robbie, bad ass drummer
Robbie let me fulfill a Ringo fantasy I've had for most of my life.
"Thanks, Greg. Hi, Jack. Yeah, yeah, what up? You've gone rogue? Tell me something new."
Lou and Amy needed a little input. THAT WAS NOT A STATURE PUN!
I have no idea what Rod does but it makes him very, very happy.
Chris doesn't like to be disturbed so I had to go into stealth mode.
"I'm thinking you're right, Josh. It does make more sense that way."
Not my type. Definately, not my type.
Hangin' with by buddy, Rashad. It was his turn to buy.
Sometimes you just stand in awe. The way some people think is almost an art form.
I am so glad to meet you, too, Julie!
No, Albert is not in time-out. He just likes having a desk in the corner.
Some spaces are just inherently cool.
Laurel and I talked about marathons. She's run 329 so far this year.
A little High One for the Client Services Employee of the Month
"Aren't you a tall drink of water."
It was hard for LuLa my Hula girl to understand that I have other commitments and she could not have me on Friday. But we worked it out.
Erin, one of the Interactive Marketing babes.
Smita, act like we're not making eye contact so your new husband doesn't get jealous.
I was thinking exactly the same thing, Courtney. Want to talk about it over lunch sometime?
Nobody has ever actually seen John Gray at this desk.
He keeps pictures of his kids here so people think this is where he works.
Big company secret: Interactive Marketing ALWAYS has treats around.
Denise, has to manage some crazy, sorry "interesting" clients, so I figured I'd help share the load.
Some of the things you gotta do for the clients. How do you do this day in and day out, Denise?
I'll only let client service go so far then I refuse to be recognized. Good gawd! Do you know how much crap I would have to take from Chuck Norris if he saw me doing this?
Danger Will Robinson! Just kidding. I got it covered.
I'll check my schedule but, yeah, I think we can work something out.
I couldn't believe she said THAT either!
You can always find something to eat around here, but a snowman in July?
Lookin' a little ralaxed here, Maggie. You finish off the Captain yet? Not quite? Great. I'll go get a couple straws.
O.K. Scott. I know you're the new guy and it was just an accident. I don't nknow how it was at your old office but her at enlighten we like to keep this side of the coffee cup up.
Mark, Mark, Mark! Are you trying to show everybody up here by actually working? Come on, man, the table's open!
Still waiting for Friedman. I guess I'll catch up on the Daily Show I TiVo'd last night. But if he doesn't get his butt in here by the time this is over, I'm finding a new partner.
Chinese National Champion, my ass. I can take you with one hand tied behind my back.
Point! Game! MATCH! Told you.
It's lucky no one can see how bad I'm killing you at Tetris, Aaron. This place would not let you forget.
Gatto, IS the smartest man at enlighten. He just hides it REALLY REALLY well.
Can you find the roller derby queen?
Nice to meet you too, Nancy. You seem so sane to be working here.
I know you already have all the answers. I just wanted to watch you work.
Just a regular day at the office hanging with Chris and Yoda. I knew Yoda was short but I didn't know Chris was so HUGE!
Umm Humm, Umm Humm, Yeah. I got that. One more time. Can you repeat that number. Rossiter, write this down for me.
Why yes, I do like yogurt, Amy. Thanks for offering.
Hard to beieve he's the father of such a cute kid, isn't it?
I didn't know you were such a real man, Brad. This is hot stuff!
Heart to heart time, Dan. You need to rethink your team choices.
Great minds think alike.
Cute hair cut, babe. You dating anyone?
Yeah, I've woken up feeling like that, too.
You gotta be exagerating. It can't be that big? I didn't even know you liked fishing.
So, sweetheart, I got this flower for you, and I thought maybe we could . . . .
Don't worry, Karen. I'll save you from that piranha masquerading as a goldfish.
So I said, sure, we can make the sun rise in the west.
Toys, toys, everywhere toys! Don't these people work?
Back off, Snappy! The last time someone looked at me like that, I ripped out their teeth, one at a time.
Another beast to tame. This office is a dangerous place.
And then, sometimes you just need a warm hug
Gatto is a big cheater!!
Proud Americans and damn fine dressers.
Girl, I'll share a drink with you anyday.
No Scott, try moving the mouse a little to the left, like this. Now click on that little clicky thing. See? That's how you make it work. Much better.
Shoes are optional
I have conquered enlighten!
