Members of the cast From left to right Back row: Terry Glossop, Gareth Hammond, Lesley Riding, David Johnson Front row: Maureen Trotman, Bea New, Lisa Tyler, Penny Berry
Chris
An early argument
Claire and Chris
Claire
Enter Len
Present for the hosts
Len on the phone
Claire and Len
'We have a problem...'
Enter Ernest and Cookie
Cookie and Ernest
Cookie and her cushion
Ernest enjoying a drink
'Oh my back...'
Claire and Cookie
Cookie down on the floor...
...and crawling off
Exit Cookie
Glenn and Cassie at loggerheads
Claire, Ken, Len and Chris (getting squiffy in the background)
Burnt fingers
'Who's coming now?'
'Don't let the police see us!'
'What are we going to do?'
"We've got big trouble"
'We'll dance noisily!!'
'Will you stop that noise!'
'Who is the owner of this house?'
Claire, PC Conklin and Chris (even more squiffy)
'I have a few questions for you people...'
Interrogation by PC Conklin
'I don't believe a word you've been telling me'
'I'm a liar...I mean a lawyer'
'I'll give you five seconds...'
PC Conklin, Ernest and Ken
The police are closing in
PC Conklin, Claire, PC Chomsky and Glenn
'Is that blood on your shirt?'
"And what did you say your name was?"
'The thing is officer...'
Len about to recount his fabulous story
'This is what happened...'
'I'll buy it...'
