One day Nick was driving to work. He saw this eagle's du-rag and got inspired.
"I know," he said, "I'm going to put on my own du-rag! And I'll take my friends down South."
So he built us a house.
We felt good. So we had a double gay country wedding!
Then Jed and Jan did this.
Jan wore red.
And Jed brought an army of tiny men.
...
The wind trilled its fingers through Robbie's hair. He pointed the gun and the wind flirted and teased.
I showed up to the party. I decided what it needed was 100% badassery. So I brought a little.
"Fuck!" I remarked, "I must be amazing, because I am amazed."
Jan shot and shot and shot.
Alex did too, and he looked just wonderful doing it.
"I look just wonderful doing this!"
This is a terrific picture. Christine is a tremendous marksmanwoman.
And she is backlit and gorgeous too.
Dear Mom: I'm in love. I'm in love and there's nothing you can do to uninlove me god dammit anyways.
Then we went to cool off our legs. Because they were sure hot!
August Sander dropped by and made "Oysterman." Robbie was kind enough to pose.
The bugs were really biting so I put mud on my arms and Nick checked in with Sam and Brian.
I like this.
Chrissa looked hot and Robbie watched out for incoming planes while she did.
Christine is a good photographer, right?
Ooohh ho ho, look at me, I'm just all giggles aren't I? Must be this confusing soda they give me. Who is that one-eyed man?
We got so many oysters and also some cuts on our hands but we ate the shit out of these oysters and we loved it.
Nick found a crew of tiny little men with firm, round thighs and he invited them to dive into a swimming pool of hot oil.
They did, and we ate them. They were delicious.
Nick also made fish stew and all bullshit aside, it was his Sistine Chapel. I mean really good, and with octopus instead of God.
Jan wanted in but we put him out on the porch.
Oh for fuck's sake already.
We shot a few scenes of a horror movie, it was pretty cool.
Nick dealt and Jed played he was a bunny rabbit.
"No really, their ears are about this long."
This game of cards sucked.
She won.
"Yay yay Christine won the arm wrestling! We are so proud, and so happy!"
They made a pact.
Christine and Alex.
Jan cornholed Jed and he got so excited his face exploded.
In response to the bleeding we had very amazing savory french toasts and chilled soup by Alex, Christine and Jan.
I hit my first can and Chris was like, "Fuck, stop yelling, Alice!"
"Hi, I'm Nick and I'm Nick Murray."
"Pyoo pyoo pyoo!"
Just look at them. Look at them!
I seem to have lost the thread of the narrative, haven't I. Uh, Jed aimed at a tiny box of beer or something? Fuck.
Oh god yes. Also, that is my shirt in the background.
"Ahh, I'm holding stuff! Fuck, look at me, holding all my stuff!"
Later, Brad discovered and conquered Murray Oyster Island. He is sitting on a pile of carnage.
Nick took this picture that I like.
These shells look like the pages of a book.
We had eaten so very many oysters.
Steve has a gun you can't see down the back of his pants.
No shit this is a real snake and Nick picked it up.
It was so pretty where Nick took us. There were so many no-seeums though that they tried to steal the truck! We scared them off.
Bye guys, bye! We are going away.
