NO DANGER TO THE PUBLIC We've had a small release of radioactivityA small escape of contaminated steam. But it's a common occurrence, no need for concern, because there's No danger to the public. We found a tiny leak in a radioactive water pipe And gallons of water are spilling on the ground But we will have it repaired within the next week (year) or two and there is No danger to the public. We've got everything under control,There's absolutely nothing to fear.It's just another small, inconsequential event,We went through a thousand of 'em just last year! Just last year... We found a hairline crack in the new containment tower And inspection shows it's getting bigger every day But after close observation, we now have determined that there's No danger to the public.No danger to the public.No danger to the...No danger to...No danger...No...public. copyright 1980Judy Allen
