Prestep - Get ready to carve, noting the fact that your pumkin is the same size as your baby. Lay out the materials: carving utensils, gut bucket, and beer
Step 1: Intimidate your spouse with a really large knife
Step 2: Score the pumpkin with the new pumpkin scoring device you bought at Target for $5.99
Step 3:Feed a hungry baby cereal that he doesn't really want to eat
Step 4: Admire your finished product
Step 5: Mock your spouse for not winning the pumpkin carving race that he did not know he was competing in
Step 6: Light your pumpkin, tap it on each side with a sword, and bestow upon it the title of Jack-o-lantern
Step 7: Show the jack-o-lanterns to your baby
Step 8: Watch as your baby communicates with the jack-o-lantern in the form of yelling
Step 9: Watch your baby wait for a reply that you know will never come, the first of many disappointing moments in his life
Step 10: Drink a beer. You just carved a Jack-o-lantern, fed the baby, made dinner, cleaned up and did not injure yourself or others in the process
