"38 webley 8 shot self cocking revolver. Rare as can be! In for a Clean Lube Inspect."

"Some days, some cool stuff just walks in the door. No, not for sale. You can't have it, you don't have enough money."

"Poor thing has been abused, we will make it all better! Curved area removed from lower tang. Wrong wood. Horrible other lever removed and new one installed. Hope to get this fixed and new looking by April 17th."

"This grass is really well done I love the way it looks.It's as if you could feel it."

"ANYONE WHO THINKS ROGER SAMPSON IS NOT ONE OF THE BEST ENGRAVERS IN THE COUNTRY IS SMOKING ROPE."

"The case hardener always puts this weird crappy coating on the finished work. It has to come off and then clear cerakote is put on by me and baked. I have not removed the coating yet, in these pics."

"Pretty bizarre. Any idea who the manufacturer was? And the year it was made?"

"ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD COLLECTS AND RESTORES CHAINSAWS. THIS MAY NOT BE THE COOLEST BUT IT COULD BE THE WEIRDEST. HE'S QUITE THE ARTIST IN THE MECHANICAL WORLD. OH YEAH HE DOES WOOD AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS FOR FUN"

"Boring, huh? What is that...like a dime diameter?

Would an exciting rifle be all over the paper?"

"This is a very boring rifle, if you have to buy new, buy Sako."

"IN MOST SELF LOADERS, THIS WOULD MAKE IT MALFUNCTION, BUT THE SUPER X OF OLD IS A DIFFERENT ANIMAL."

"FILTHY SUPER X BUT IT WAS STILL WORKING."

"IT WAS A MASSIVE JOB FOR ME AND FOR MR SAMPSON. HE DID A GREAT JOB."

"SEE THESE OLD GUYS? THEY FLEW B-17'S INTO FLOCKS OF MESSERSCHMITTS. GOT SHOT AT BY GERMAN CANNONS AND JETS. THEY FLEW THE BERLIN AIRLIFT. TWICE AND SAVED COUNTLESS LIVES IN THE FACE OF SOVIET MARXIST AGGRESSION. THEIR PALS DIED IN TRAINING ACCIDENTS AND BOMBING RUNS AND CRASH LANDING AFTER BEING SHOT UP. THERE ARE ONLY A FEW LEFT. YOU MUST HAVE THE GREATEST RESPECT FOR THEM."

"I like the pink one, too!"