"Hmm. Weird question. Matters to the gays that they were gay, but the point was merely that we could tell it was owned by a gay couple, which may or may not be of interest to you, but it is of interest to me, and others have found this intriguing too. Simply an observation about style of course. Are you always so reactive?"

"Great shot! Was this your only underwater pool photo?"

"Like that painting by Hockney"