thawed wings
make flour mixture (use hands, fast)
dredge their brains out
mix this stuff appropriately
if your hot sauce has much more than this, it is for girls
after combing that stuff, it looks like this
you know you have the consistency when you confuse your finger with a wing
prepare the little ones for frying
they stop screaming after a few seconds in oil
starting to look like fingers, huh?
you can leave their crispy corpses here
my heating box has this dial
add sauce/blood
hey, these kinda look like wings!
note how clean her face is here
and dainty
cook like a man, eat like a man
i believe i am half orangutan
fk. where are my wings
oh. there.
