"sauce on the lip!"

"bokeh much?"

"Flexing at a trawl cutter! This fearsome weapon cut the trawling nets of many British trawlers during the Cod Wars (which we won btw, FUCK YEAH!)"

"This guy was soo charming, he jumped over to our window from across his cage(which was kinda big) and kept checking us out, what we were doing, what we were holding(he seemed also to like my new phone, perhaps thats why i liked him so much). Thats why we stayed at his cage for 10 minutes, chatting with him :P"

"petting part of the zoo. for the kids. arent those kids cute!?!"