Tacos potosinos, the local specialty of San Luis Potosi, Mexico. It's a taco filled with potatoes, carrots, peas, and lettuce then covered with white cheese and red sauce. Apparently, at this restaurant, a taco refers to a rolled up tortilla hidden in the middle of the stuffing.
Bottles of pickled pigs' snouts and pigs' ears that I bought at a Mexico City Wal-Mart. These were confiscated by the US border guards, as were the WMDs I also purchased at Wal-Mart.
A deliciously greasy Texas beef brisket sandwich. The highway adjacent restaurant where I ate this also offered showers for $3. When I asked the waitress if I could buy two showers for $5, she thought for a moment then brought over the restaurant manager. The answer to my question was “no.”
Hot links with coleslaw and some other mayo heavy salad that was delicious. This was the last of my delicious Texas highway-adjacent meals.
A soft-shell crab po boy with shrimp gumbo in New Orleans. The name po boy makes a lot more sense once you know that, in New Orleans, low-income males are referred to as “sandwiches.”
Some Memphis-style BBQ consumed just before leaving the South. Here we have dry rubbed ribs, grilled shrimp, fried okra, mac-n-cheese, and the butteriest bread I've ever tasted. The food was delicious and I was super hungry, but I was still only able to eat ~20% of this meal.
I don't remember what kind of fish this was. Maybe giant squid? Anyways, I ate this in Rio.
A caipirinha I drank while writing a suicide note at the Copacabana Palace Hotel.
A glass of cognac from 1830 consumed at the end of the night at Bar Hemmingway in the Ritz Paris. I really wish that I ordered and tasted this before I was insanely drunk or, alternatively, that I did not order it at all. I probably thought it was pretty tasty.
Some foie gras consumed in Paris. Another suicide note can bee seen in the left of this photo.
But who could kill himself when there is delicious salmon lasagna like this to be had?!
This dish, also eaten in Paris, is a bacon infused cheese brulee. Somehow, it was awesomer than the sum of its parts.
I followed that with this plate of heavy mashed potatoes covered with prosciutto.
Then this crazy chocolate thing. Despite Leila's disgusted look, her food was pretty good too.
Escargot in Paris. (Guess what? the food in Paris is really good.)
Lamb with green beans.
Strawberries Bonaparte. I don't usually care about dessert, but this was exquisite.
It's a crepe, asshole. Still in Paris.
Plate of dicks eaten in Berlin.
Caviar at a Siberian restaurant in Moscow. To say this food was insanely revolting is an understatement.
This plate of various forms of reindeer meat, horse meat, and quail was also gross. It is no surprise that Siberian cuisine has not taken the world by storm.
A really delicious shwarma sandwich eaten in Cairo.
Me at a a modelling shoot eating noodles topped with a fried egg in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
Frogs legs. Taste like chicken wings. Sort of. Anyways, they were good. This was also in Cambodia.
A plate of Kung Pow chicken eaten in Shanghai.
It took the jaws of life to get my mouth off this thing. Also in Shanghai.
