"how do you know that it's male? can you get that close?"

"you don't look tired enough. i'm suspicious."

"Die Arme."

"hucking filarious!"

"every summer we used to drive to colorado from texas. we'd spend 2 weeks there. i always fed the chipmunks my waffles or flapjacks. i LOVE chipmunks. and the marmots. they're hilarious. just look at his white eye lids. aw... yet, no plushy bear."