December 15, 2010. Another carpet.
December 15, 2010. Car has not moved for at least a week. Note the shower curtain covering the rag top. Property values doing down.
December 16. Marijuana Cigarette, Joint, Roach. No matter what you call it, leaving one by the stairs leading from the parking lot is a sign that says "Stoners Live Here"> Smoke in your condo and leave your roaches there, please.
First of all, they took away the four grills so now we have to bring our own. Then we have to use propane, and have water handy to put out the propane flame, instead of turning off the tank. Then we can only bring four people to barbecue but what if I have a large family? Is this an anti-family sentiment? Racist? Or just plain idiotic? Answer: All the above
Where do I begin? OK, grammar. It's "you're" as in "you can be fined $100 if you're caught!" Item two Exclamation points (!) mean you're mad (not "your mad" unless we said "your mad neighbor") and we get that but let me state for the record: Making a sign on your computer, printing it and taping it up on the wall then moving it to the laundry room takes more time than throwing the poop away.
Two words would make this sign an actual English sentence. Try: "No skateboards, roller skates or bikes may be ridden on sight." I have sis more words: This sign blocks a great view.
Yes. Please don't wander around our complex. Every time I do it, I meet really nice people and you wouldn't want your Village Woods ruined by the experience of talking to nice people and petting dogs. Just get into the resident's unit. The best illegal activity I can think of is spying. That and ordering people in doors like the curfews during the Nazi regime.