"I wish I was using hyperbole when I say this guy couldn't spell a word with more than three letters. But clearly he can't do it."

"this one might just be the coolest one! can we make a movie? i love the people that embarrass this country"

"I love the 9/11-Schiavo-Dead Grandma-Bible juxtaposition. It's only missing abortion, but we can't see the other side of the truck."

"Well Ben, it's obvious. He is black so he *must* have smoked crack right? I mean, these people are smarter than us."

"Arrest this man"