"Hi, I lost your Album, but now I have find you again, you know, I am a fan of Holly from the Netherlands. Marian."

"After stinging a Yorkshireman it won't have survived much longer lol!!!! Hope you doing ok Kevin.Need to go back here soon and have a proper look around the place.Scouting mission for next war of the roses!!!"

"Thought this was a demon red rose on the thumbnail........"

"Funnily enough I made contact with a bloke living in Knaresboough who worked his first job as a railway fireman with my father who was a driver. Alan Mitchell is a nice bloke who still engages part time on Wensleydale private railway. I will spare him the flamethrower."

"I have painful memories of this viaduct when as a child in short trousers, I was looking at it from roughly where you are and a demon wasp stung me in the back of the leg ( little bxxxxxxxx). I have never been back and when I do, I will take a flamethrower with me for a crusade on all it's insect kin."