The Badlands of South Dakota...or is it the Badlands of Southern Utah that induced heat-stroke and dehydration, and melted the shoes of ill-prepared PQ adventure racers?? I'm gett'n thirsty already...
If charged by an irate buffalo, the key is to take out their back legs. The spindly rear support structure is the Achille's Heel of the buffalo.
"You want me to take you speeeee-lunk'n into the Wind Cave??? My body through that hole??.. You do the math"
"I'm an adventure racer, and my mandatory gear includes Shimmy-Butt'r. Now, move out-the-way, sir, i'm going speeeee-lunk'n, with or without you !!"
Ahhh...South Dakota...its jutting rocky pinnicles like Harney Peak are nature's bounty and home to her many off-spring...
ahhhh ... the jutting rocky peaks of South Dakota...endless possibilities for carving nature's bounty into man-made miracles...
...like this! Yee-Hah! National Treasures like Mt Rushmore were custom chiseled for jugg'n and rapp'n...just ask any adventure racer you meet !
