"nice"

"The fact that the door isn't centered in the frame bugs the crap out of me, but the door itself is centered on the tile pattern.  My OCD just gave a BSOD."

"Oh! It's intentional; the door is just out of the picture."

"Haha, why?"

"It looks very similar to the pattern in the apartment building in Queens that my mom grew up in. "

"Eh, they're probably filthy. The building is very old and could use some TLC."

"Are those walls filthy, or are my eyes failing me?"

"hddlldbbbba"

"nice picture"

"So typical!"

"Nice! Always a pleasure to run across another native (we're a rare breed, you know!)"

"Yup, I was born and raised on the Peninsula.  Planning on coming back to California as soon as I can afford it!"

"Yay for another local! But are you a "native" (born here)? I was born in San Francisco."