Sexy Stewardesses
We can watch our fiery deaths on TV.
Reading material for the plane ride.
We're going to China!
Chinese airline food.
Boarding the flight to Beijing.
Stuck at the Shanghai Airport without any Chinese money.
So we know there is a problem. We just have to find it.
Shanghai Airport.
Airport terminals.
Killing time, playing guillotine.
Hallway to our room in Beijing.
Hotel in Beijing.
They have a tub.
They have a shower.
This is where we make poo.
Amenities.
Really? There's only one way to find out.
The large screen television.
Hotel lobby in Beijing.
Are we in Vegas?
Breakfast buffet
Noodles.
The girls.
Chinese people with nothing better to do but spit off the overpass.
Chinese woman, working hard and going blind.
Alf, Steph, and Alice.
Pretty colors.
It's not Chinese food. Here they just call it food.
Sterile airport.
Mmmmm, Mao.
Forbidden City.
Looking insignificant.
Crappy building craftsmanship.
Our tour group.
Inside the Summer Palace.
Mmmm, Chinese architecture.
Ancient, Chinese television.
Blossoms.
Stopping to smell the flowers.
Cherry blossoms.
About when we realized our tour group left us.
Guardian dragons.
Recruiting.
Communists come first.
These guys are on vacation too, but people keep taking pictures of them.
Stereotypical Chinese buildings.
Hanging out by the lake.
Practicing character writing.
Flowery.
I don't know how they found me, but they found me.
Marble boat.
Top of the hill.
Too many Chinese people.
What?
Those Chinese forbid a lot of stuff.
It's okay. I'm American.
Negative?
The working class.
Obelisk.
Flying proud.
Forbidden city.
Chairman Mao.
Yo! Yao!
Me as a dwarf.
Alf is all torso.
Shopping.
City lights of Shanghai.
Some good looking tourists.
Ting dao! Ting dao!
View from the hotel in Shanghai.
Department store.
Getting their fix.
Big shopping mall.
Tasty custard treats.
Local food.
More sexy tourists.
Busy streets of Shanghai.
No spitting!
Dragging luggage along.
One big boob, please.
Stairway to heaven.
Which one of these is not like the others?
Train station.
Shanghai hotel.
Everybody is Chinese!
These people must have nowhere to go.
Waiting at the station.
Eat my meat. Make you big and strong.
Night lights.
Jackie Chan.
I'm the point guard.
Local cooking.
Energy is the word for calories.
Karaoke beer.
Elevator shot.
Drinking on the top floor of the hotel.
Hotel in Wuxi.
Hanging in the gardens.
Red ribbons.
Praying.
Picking the nose, like all other Chinese.
Standing in front of signs we can't read.
Pagoda.
Chinese totem pole.
Peeking over the tree line.
Reviewing the pictures.
Lantern.
City over rooftops.
Chinese rocket ship.
Wedding couple in a Chinese gazebo.
Behind the waterfall.
Hanging out in China.
A monk and a monkey.
Red lanterns.
Another pagoda shot.
Eat meat. Grow big and strong.
Sesame balls.
Keeping appearances up.
Dumplings.
Toll booths.
Sweet Child of Mine.
Wicked solo.
Singing our lungs out.
Who doesn't love this?
Peeing into the fountain.
Waiting to leave.
Tea jar.
Slide flute competition.
Hotel in Shanghai.
Tired of Pagodas and temples.
Flowers and ribbons.
Standing in front of sign she can't read.
Bridge.
River people taking a break.
Thousand year old eggs.
Dining room.
The streets of China.
Lower the drawbridge!
China winds.
Rooftops.
Lanterns in a plaza.
Beer and Peking duck.
Peaceful garden.
Our tour guide.
Her first broom.
Richshaw.
Begging for money.
Riding in rickshaws.
My kind of bar.
Rules of drinking.
Too bad we weren't here on Thursday.
Tea time.
Sunset on the river.
Local people.
Street life.
Village outside of Beijing.
Nice to meet you.
I see a university educated soldier there.
Yes, and it fires far too.
Alice hanging on for dear life, two feet off the ground.
Scary.
Bargain shopping.
Tasty Great Wall Noodles.
Michelle at the Great Wall.
Is that the girl from Amelie?
Travelers on the Great Wall.
Giant Olympic sign next to the Great Wall to confuse the Mongols.
Random castle on the road.
About to head up the Great Wall.
Chinese family portrait.
Living jade.
Ow! That's hard jade!
Village.
Village people.
More locals going about their day.
Sitting atop the great wall.
Tired.
How about your noses?
Blowing in the wind.
Which one is Mushu?
Turtles are good for soup.
Is this the dog from Ghostbusters?
More Forbidden City.
Where Mulan was rewarded for her bravery.
Fountain in Shanghai hotel.
Hotel lobby.
Ceiling art.
iPods are big everywhere.
Drinking at The Captain Hostel.
Jessica is a true Chinese person now.
Too much fun.
That's not beer! That's tea!
Night life.
View from the bund.
Drinkie drinkie.
Hanging out on the subway.
Spicy Szechuan food.
Street chicken.
Sesame balls in the bakery.
Hanging out with Chinese mannequins.
Happy people, except Chris.
Tall buildings.
Secret back room stores.
Mountain of red bean.
Strawberry Hill Forever.
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Shaved ice, condensed milk, and big boobs.
World famous dumplings.
Desert at the cafe.
Shouldn't that guy use a fork?
Orange you glad we're in China?
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And then he said, "Forty five dollah!"
You want some of this?
Bar Rouge
The Karate Kid.
Don't know what she's doing.
Drunk much?
Down the staircase.
Pole dancers
Michelle got one. Now she has to change her name to Wei.
Helmet buddies.
Koi.
McDonald's.
Maglev train.
Waiting for our plane.
Mao money.
