"Thank you for calling Geek Squad. How can I help you?"

"I'm totally printing this and putting it up in Inara's room. Thanks for taking this one. Perfect."

"Funny comment Jeri. Funny comment."

"Never photograph me next to Kim. I look huge next to skinny bone jones."

"Those pots look perfect up there. I'm trying to figure out what to do in my kitchen. We don't have as much space on the top of our cabinets."