"makes great impressions"

"1 number up isn't always better- thinking of earthquakes ;)"

"this must be one better than motel 6.... thats what we have here ..."

"fassssst......"

"Cheers!"

"Oh...well"

"The baking soda is already in the mix."

"If you want your muffins to rise use baking soda. I use it in my corn bread"

"did u wash the tank too ?..lol"

"Oh man!!!!!!"

"I don't think they had time to deal with psychopathic anti-smoking folks back then ;)"