"It's like that Bill Cosby chocolate cake thing; think of all the good math/money/probability lessons she can learn in the casino!"

"Baby needs a new pair of shoes!"

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty
good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was
getting pretty late.

-- "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey"

"I can totally see myself making a giant gingerbread monster, but I don't remember it. Must be all the goodbye!"

"Nicole says "Trent did the train, Lana did the roof on the house, Trent and I did the tree and Trent's friend Sean did the giant monster gingerbread man attacking the city.""