"Looks like the princess wound up with the sword, so I'd say that the knight was no match for her :)"

"Trent: So does the knight kill the princess and save the dragon?"

"She even color-coordinated her binkie and her toy."

"I look terrible. Oh well, at least I've got a hot chick."

"It's like that Bill Cosby chocolate cake thing; think of all the good math/money/probability lessons she can learn in the casino!"

"Baby needs a new pair of shoes!"

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take
my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty
good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was
getting pretty late.

-- "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey"

"I can totally see myself making a giant gingerbread monster, but I don't remember it. Must be all the goodbye!"

"Nicole says "Trent did the train, Lana did the roof on the house, Trent and I did the tree and Trent's friend Sean did the giant monster gingerbread man attacking the city.""

"Wow! is the Norman Rockwel Estate aware that you took that?"

"I deliberately shook the camera while taking a few pictures of Trent with a big outdoor Christmas tree behind him. This one turned out the best."

"That's a neat effect. Is he holding up the gnarly ball of tangled Christmas lights? Merry Christmas!"

"She's tough. You can tell she's a badass because of the bat tattoo on her arm."

"Coffin "Nailed It""

"It was Alanna's idea to go to a pumpkin patch. I believe she got the idea from watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.""