"Hey, I'm already dead. Well, at least 1/2 of me is."

"No more playing for Duran Duran!..."

"Hare!"

"Founder of Christian Science.  Awkward grave..."

"Died in 1777, aged 78 years, which means this person was born in 1699!"

"1676.  I met this guy's family in the graveyard..."

"I like this skull and floral design; it may be good inspiration."

"Here lyes Buried the Body Mr John Becham Who departed this life June the 17, 1779 aged 77 years."

"I like the colour of these stones..."

"SCIENCE!"

"1676.  This person died 100 years before the Declaration of Independence..."