"Lol! ;-)))"

"No need. My anti-bodies also know kung-fu."

"The hair on ur hand r longer dan da hair on my head!! ;-))) clean dat up cos u wouldn't want an infection or sumthin??"

"Yeah well I told him that and he said: "Sqwark!?". I don't think he understood.

Idiot bird."

"No, no he isn't, he's an incredibly stupid bird. "

"The people here are crazy! They drive at you on the left. Even the police take their side, which I'm putting down to part racism, part the marijuana they all smoke."

"What are you worried about? Pussy. "