"a lady I work with - who is about 80 - came to see me at Haflaween and really wanted to ask him if he was wearing anything underneath. I told her to behave :)"

"My first bustle. About 2 hours using 4 yards tulle and a stretch black fabric base that ties in front. Very easy, lots of folded layers and pleating"

"Arggggh matey"

"True, true, true"