"After 25 minutes of clicking into an overburdened server situation, I can assure you that it's much more satisfying to have it wait a while... you think you're going to checkout.  NOT."

"Is it a promising sign when the Oops error shows up more rapidly?"

"That's the Millenium Bridge we hiked over."

"Oops, sorry. I had the SX-70 effects mode on the camera by mistake. Bonus points if you know what an SX-70 is."

"Honfleur. 16th c. church."