"You cat appears to have more furniture than you do."

"Now he needs a friend."

"Goofy kitteh is goofy."

"Fair point."

"He has to earn that."

"You let your cat sleep on Logitech keyboards? Don't you care about him enough to get him a Model M or something? :)"

"Awww he SILLY"

"Actually, the whole reason I pulled out my camera is that he was sitting, actually watching Doctor Who. Of course he moved as soon as I got it out."

"You're watching Doctor Who, aren't you?"