High and true, the jolly roger flies against a backdrop blue.
Freaking high!
The crowds begin to gather.
*Gulp* Not afraid of heights, are you Fred?
Hey, you never know if the person who did it might have been... incontinent, up top.
Some guy on the news was commenting that it must have been at least 70 pounds... not easy to lift!
Even the crane crew wanted pictures.
DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER! (maybe the green paint is uranium based?)
Alright, now you're surrounded! Be careful, gentlemen, it's a known backclogger in three states.
The culprit remains calm, despite having been apprehended.
A rollicking band of pirates we, Who, tired of tossing on the sea, Are trying their hand at a burglaree, With weapons grim and gory.
Hey, check it out, this would go great with my bright orange bathtub.
Dude, this is totally going up on my front deck after evidence processing.
All in the line of duty, citizens, no need to thank us, we are but mortals as ye selves.
Alright, Mr. Green, it's off to the pokey.
