me strength - ability to stick on ed's tire and let him fight the headwind weakness - falls to pavement when struck by 5+mph headwinds
ed Strength - painted his body to look like asian dude playing another dude disguised as another dude weakness - he missed a couple of spots and instead looks like a raccoon.
Rueben – Ruebenstein Strength- not from britain, but he has a british accent Weakness- has some jacked up teeth just like’em too (scares all the girls away when he smiles)
Chad Strength - looks incredible in his baby-tees/bike jerseys Weakness - dad must be proud of his son who shares a tent with a guy (g-reg) that sleeps with a stuffed dog
Noah – “it’s like carbonated sex”, he explains himself after he ordered a lemon sorbet with sprite Weakness – despite his imposing size and reckless physicality, Noah is not the perfect cyclist, just a big kid wearing spandex. Not pretty. Strength - ability to make his saddle disappear completely when he sits on his bike
Nick - the mechanic Strength- looks like an abercrombie model weakness- has the smarts of one
G-reg Weakness – no sense of direction. he thinks no matter which way he's facing it's north. Strength – looks like the dude from that 70’s show (the one who’s not ashton) or finch from American pie.
Ash - the canuck strength- bionic hearing weakness- lost strength during the 4th of july. so he really has no strength any more.
pauline strength- she can put up with ash weakness- she's married to him
Jimbo, the Jimster, Jimberino strength- incredibly fast cyclist for being a "little person" weakness- mistaken to be a "little person"
Rachel (Co-founder of the "God Squad") Strength - comes from the man up above Weakness - men with big tents
Loretta – Letty (co-founder of “God Squad”) Weakness- lactose, it gives her the poopies Strength – can make any guy fall to the floor when she smiles, but only in a poorly lit nightclub and after he's had 10 beers (or if she eats a cupcake with the slightest of cream cheese icing)
Catie – The Hammer (co-founder of “God Squad”) Weakness- none (if I mention her weaknesses she’ll kill me – see strength) Strength – can choke a bear to death with her thighs
DeWayne - After the waitress asked for his I.D. He responded, "ID? I got gray hairs on my balls" strength - likes to wrestle with little young boys and pretends to lose so he can get "pinned" weakness - leathery saggy man boobs
Rosie – crouching tiger “I’m like a cow in a horserace.” Strength- ability to stay in “crouching tiger” position for the entire ride Weakness – even after the ride is done she remains in “crouching tiger” position and walks like Quasimodo.
Steven - RocketMan Strength - ability to cycle when high weakness - they don't call him rocketman for nothing
Doug – the clown Weakness – ability to spin his pedals really really fast without going anywhere strength – ability to make any animal out of a balloon
Joe – “Make me a bicycle, clown,” demanded joe, after he discovered doug makes animal balloons. Weakness- 10 year old girls from small country towns Strength – picking up on 10 yo girls from small country towns
Simon - "thunder cat" weakness - with a nickname like "thunder cat" you'd think he'd be intimidating. But he crumbles faster than our day old pbj bread strength - none. he's weak sauce
Bruce – the surgeon “the knee bone is connected to the leg bone” song he sings when he’s in surgery Weakness – has ED Strength – but has the ability to prescribe Viagra for himself
Dan - Ride Leader weakness - has prosthetic leg. I can't make fun of a man with one leg that would be mean. Strength - our fearless leader, by fearless, i mean clueless
Barb - The Sledge Hammer "If i'm not giving you shit, then i don't love ya" "i'm not a nice person and i'm proud of it" Strength - piss her off enough she can huff and puff and blow your tent down (just ask steph) weakness - none. (i like my tent)
Mark - alaw support crew member strength - makes incredibly tasty flavored water weakness - makes weak-ass gatorade
bob - belly bob weakness - asked me to delete his original message because he's afraid his mom would read it. Strength - Biggest momma's boy
james - "um, someone left their rock in the shower" he said after he found my pumice stone in the shower stall.
tracy aka t-racer strength- the sexiest high school librarian ever. weakness- but only to minors
chuck strength- only guy to succesfully score on more than one occasion weakness- had to drop a lot of cash for it though
patty strength- might have found "the guy" on the big ride weakness- she's west coast, he's east coast...buena suerte
kathy strength- really good at not shutting up weakness- really good at not shutting up
Darrel strength- looks like ernest hemingway weakness- or the unibomber...you decide
tony strength- makes a mean boilo weakness- no one knows what the hell boilo is
liz strength- does a great mr. roboto impression
sharon "interim ride leader" strength- no knock on dan, but damn, sharon rocks...especially in those glasses weakness- absolutely, positively zero weaknesses.
janet strength- best "bird-watchin' hand-walker" i know
brendan strength- even riding a mtn bike couldn't stop him from getting the most flats
kevin strength- knows his priorites...who needs water? when there's whiskey. weakness- dude, rode a recliner across country...that's bad ass. so, none.
cliff strength- an 18 wheeler can't even slow this champ down...how many ppl can say that? weakness- inability to ride in a straight line
patty strength- remembered always for farting on steve weakness- at least it was a "lady-like" fart
sam weakness-brought along his mother strength- runner-up for biggest momma's boy
amy (sam's mom and ALAW support crew member) strength-loving mother weakness-needs to learn to let go
steph strength-rode cross country in converse weakness- her tent (see barb)
diana strength- quiet determination
