Morning Dawns on the 4th Annual JSM Friends and Family Golf Tournament
Buy a scratch off, win a starbucks
These mini clubs are perfect for me!
One day we're gonna win the family category!
Have you tried our putting contest?
Look up everybody. Ok forget it, just keep getting your food.
Minute Rice in every bag!
We bounce the riff-raff, so you better be on our list. (Bribes work, too!)
Coach Magid with her championship gameplan!
Last minute tips, wish they were golf related.
Are we gonna stand here all day? Or are we going to play some golf, baby!
Yeah I know I'm over exposed, but hey I didn't snap the photo.
I'll see you again during the awards ceremony.
So did you hear the news...it's golf time!
First I will mark it....
...then I will blast it from the beach!
And finally sink it under pressure!
We are just excited to make the cut, and anything can happen.
Look at that perfect form, how does he get the ball to sit on that little tee!
Surveying the fairway
I think I see the ball shaking in fear, just a little.
Bet you didn't know we had a gopher cam?
Did you need a mully?
Who's your caddy?
Gopher Cam spies a target.
Gopher cam eyes his adversary.
Hit it already...
Uh, maybe I will try someone else, you're a big hitter.
Welcome to the best hole on the course.
Hey where's your club for the photo? Shhh, they're taking it already.
Eyeing the target...
...Bullseye!
Ok...watch and learn....
....yes just like Tiger.
Boom....
...Shock..
...a-locka.
Lining up the perfect approach...
Contact is Imminent!
That's how we roll.
Team Chris, jump on our bandwagon.
We joined the Team Chris bandwagon.
The following photos are brought to you by the number 8.
Buried in deep rough, I have one thing to say...
...watch and learn. Chumps!
I'm no chump, I'm your team mate.
Ok we chipped to here, so far so good...
Nervous? My hand is steady like a rock.
Close. It's up to you partner.
I better measure one more time.
Can I take a mulligan...on the putt?
Sure. I can sell you a mulligan on that putt.
Look out ball....you are going for a ride.
Head down, full extension...ball takes the express train.
Now you see my ball....
...now you don't.
Hey ball, get ready to kiss the sky!
We are here to cheer (and sell you a mulligan.)
Please no photos, beauty sleep in progress.
You didn't just wake me did you?
Step right up and try your luck at our hole.
Next year we might make 12 a par 3.
Water, check! Bug Spray, check! No sunscreen, we've got some for you.
That club flexibility plays perfect into my game.
Yeah, I'm sitting. If I get up I lose my chance to drive.
One cute kid....
..bribed by a photographer.
Mulligan sales are going well, these golfers keep hitting it again.
Psst...you still have the head cover on. I know, but driver is cold.
Moment of Impact
If I lean a little bit more I might affect the gravitation pull of the earth and cause my ball to fall in.
Happy 50th Anniversary!
Yeah I am out of the cart, I gave up the right to drive.
Are you kidding me?
Are you KIDDING me?
Are you kidding ME?
Watch and learn.
Yes we were the ones stranded in the toolshed. We're out now, thanks for asking.
Shh, I'm learning to drive.
The US Open rough isn't this thick!
Perfect Pitch
Sink that putt.
Hello ball.
Good bye ball.
Ok I will sink it then.
Pssst...you can meaure all you want. It won't help.
Don't say it! Not one word.
The most perfect moment in golf.
The most frustrating moment in golf.
The JSM School of Hitting is open...class pay attention.
Nice slow backswing...think about laying on the beach relaxing.
Shift your weight, and prepare for takeoff.
We have liftoff....enjoy the moment.
I can count our mulligans sold on one hand!
I shanked it. I shanked it. I shanked it. I shanked it. FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey I told you would sell some more. Your change sir.
My husband's a fool. Rochelle's going to love this envelope.
Solid contact....but maybe I should take a mully? Hmmm.
See my trick to selling is reading the Oprah magazine, it works everytime. I think his shot might be ok, but you never know....
Noonan......
Noonan...
Noonan, Oprah. Oprah, Noonan.
Can she sell us a mulligan out here? Oh my bad, nice shot.
Say that again?
What one? About her selling us the mulligan over here?
Yeah, that's the one! Boo yah!
Smiling in the rain.
Crushed it.
I'm not making excuses, but you all see it's raining pretty heavy, right?
The only group of 5 and I am teeing last, as the rain is heaviest. I'll show them.
I got 600 Titleists in the trunk of my car.....
Psst, honey I bid on this, and I think I have a shot.
I love you, and it is for charity, but that much?
Do you like scratch-offs? These are - I LOVE THEM!
Here's all the cash I brought and I might charge more of them.
For once it's nice to hear the grown-ups say, I'm wet. Now you know how it feels.