"Nasty looking discharge from Colin!"

"two hills? Two days camping? 2 visits to the pub without loosing wallet? Ellie and Hans seem to be 8 ahead of you whatever!"

"Doing a Cav."

"Not a cycling shot. Just knobbly knees and bunions."

"5, or maybe I'd swap this with the one I put at 4. Like the look of concentration on the riders faces and the way it works as a sequence."