"Although this might look like a well executed throw, I can almost assure you that it landed nowhere near one of my teammates."

"One major goal I have is to have a beard as respectable as Len does."

"Sebastian looks like a tough little sailor, right off the docks."

"And LORD please take the calories right out of this fudge!"

"I cannot beLIEVE Dave took the Dorito's away so quickly!"