mmm, a jerry-rigged wine glass.
this is how we drink wine at a hackerspaces.org party.
Rob T Firefly multipass!
our take on The Aretha Franklin Inauguration Hat, featuring Rob's scarf.
surprisingly srs bsns.
VERY SRS BSNS.
happy Rob is happy.
innocent Rob is innocent.
what do we want? BRAAAAAAAAAAINS! when do we want them? BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!
hasta la byebye.
hanging out in the auditorium at St. Stephen's [the church that so graciously houses HacDC], at the hackerspaces.org dinner.
another view of the auditorium.
take it from c4bl3fl4m3: nomming on Rob is fun!
isn't he cute when he makes funny faces?
Rob means BSNS.
Jaku loves his free money from the government! [yes, that's the real Matthew Lesko, and yes, he was hanging out in the hotel bar on the first day of shmoocon.]
x marks the boobs...these were a fabulous conversation starter.
Dave from Security Justice shows off his Bratz video camera.
sexy, sexy Amish porn.
when did shmoocon turn into an Amish porn convention?
dressed for winter...sorta.
o hai, altalp!
altalp says: why buy a shmoocon badge when you can make your own for free?
a ton of phone losers are staying in one of these rooms. can you guess which one?
welcome to HacDC!
int eighty of dual core, rapping at the HacDC party.
seriously, i should have taken a video. he rocks.
some guys playing around with the CCCKC labyrinth--which is controlled by a Wii Fit!
see eric dance...with his huge flavor flav shmoobadge.
don't you wish you were having as much fun as this guy?
some guy. dancing.
i'm Rob T Firefly. see? i have a pass, asswipe.
the United Phone Losers have declared shmoocon to be a pants-free zone.
Rob T Firefly is wearing no pants. :D
Rob contemplates why anyone would ever want to wear pants to Shmoocon.
decode has shmooballs in shmooballsacks.
what can't you do at this ATM?
NO SILLY FACES. >:-[
i won a large remote control in the Gringo Warrior competition. what shall i do with it?
why, take it apart, of course!
beware of springy snakes.
behold: the guts of a gigantic universal remote!
all the cool hackers nowadays are using hotel beds as workspaces.
a naked remote! scandalous!
c4bl3fl4m3 and a spoon rest at the tourist shop across the street.
no pictures. oops.
get a room, you guys!
no, seriously! get a room!
Rob and Grey approve of these shenanigans.
c4bl3fl4m3 approves of these shenanigans.
evil, confused Rob is evil and confused.
confused Rob is confused.
at Open City Cafe, we see lol irl!
washington metro snuggles!
less than three.
look! it's altalp!
RTF and vixen at dupont circle.
vixen had sunglasses. i felt left out.
i haz a surfboard.
that statue told Rob to check out its butt! i promise!
snuggly Rob snuggles the statue.
Rob catches up on the news.
Rob and c4bl3 at dupont circle.
yeah, because i'm totally going to run off with BWI's countertop...
what women love: you're doing it wrong.